Too many Gays on this flight!

An employee for an Australian airline, whose last name was Gay, boarded a plane using the company’s “free flight” offer for staff. When he found his seat occupied by a paying passenger, he simply chose another.

Meanwhile, another flight by the same airline had been scrubbed, its passengers were being shuffled to other plans, and anyone holding a free ticket was being bumped by a ticket agent armed with a list. When the agent approached the seat where Gay was supposed to be sitting, she asked a startled customer, “Are you Gay?”

The man shyly nodded that he was, at which point the ticket agent demanded: “Then you have to get off the plane.”

The employee Mr. Gay, overhearing what the agent had said, tried to clear up the situation: “You’ve got the wrong man. I’m Gay!” This caused an angry third passenger to yell, “I’m gay, too! They can kick us all off!”

Eventually, it was all straightened out!

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In a  public online forum called British Expats - this was posted...

Gary,

You worked my flight from London to San Francisco last week. We had sex in the
bathroom behind First Class. You left me with a little surprise. I just returned from
the Men's Health Clinic where I found out you gave me Herpes.

I'm writing a letter to your employer British Airways. They better pay for all my
treatments plus a nice sum for my emotional distress. Get ready to be permanently
grounded Gary.

Larry